Wedding Exploitation

So why is it that vendors charge so much for a stupid table cloth?? Why do they know I can not set it up the same by myself? Why do they take 2 weeks to get back to you... just to send you a quote that makes your heart drop to your knees and then you are cranky the rest of the day??

I just want to be sealed to Trent, you guys don't mind eating off the floor right??